Wednesday, January 17


Fuck winter. Seriously, right in it's freezing fucking ass, fuck winter. There I said it.

Do you have any idea how cold my kitchen and bathroom floors get in the winter? Since the depanneur I happen to live above doesn't keep their heating on overnight, my floors approach temperatures of somewhere around negative eleventy billion on a nightly basis. I'm scared to walk around with wet feet for fear of getting frozen to the floor. The only semi-comfortable thing to do these days is huddle in my bed with a blanket over my head, silently wishing that global warming would just hurry its ass up and come warm my grinchy little heart up just a tiny bit. I don't care if the human race gets eliminated, I don't care if I drown in my own sweat, I don't care if Montreal is obliterated by a tidal wave as the glaciers melt at an alarming rate, just make it be fucking summer again. Somebody, please. I fucking hate winter.


lady_lee said...

just dropping by..just learned that we share the same blog name-outbursts...

and in as much as you hate winter, i think i feel the same way about the weather here. its so freakin hot.

Toesie said...

well, wow. I love this little bitch fest you have going on. Hilarous.

little sister said...

and to think bloggers in Tennessee bitch like that when it's 34 degrees Fahrenheit...they don't know from cold compared to peeps in Montreal!

Hope you warm up soon.

Anonymous said...

Streak, get back on IRC you bastard. represent yo.

- Hudson

(p.s. signing posts is the shit yo)